Weekly Jokes

Written By Lily Philipov

Ready for some awesome jokes? These jokes are great to share with your friends and family! It will is also a great way to spend more time with the people you care about! 

  1. What does a baby computer call its dad?

    Data!

2. Why are leopards so bad at playing hide and seek? 

Because they’re always spotted!

3.What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Your breath!

4. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? 

Because if it lifted up both legs it would fall over!

5. What is the laziest vegetable?

 A couch potato!

6. How did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

7. What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk!

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